Cat Poop Cookies

Chocolate:
1/2 cup Honey
2/3 cup Margarine
1 Egg
1 tsp Vanilla extract
2 cup Whole wheat flour
1/3 cup Cocoa powder
Grape-nuts cereal

Gingerbread:
1/4 c Honey
1/4 c Molasses
2/3 c Margarine
1 Egg
Ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste
Grape-nuts cereal


Mix-Ins:
Coconut; (tapeworms)
Chocolate chips
Butterscotch chips
Peanut butter chips
Ramen noodles, cooked (roundworms)
Corn
Peanuts
Topping:
Melted Chocolate

For Chocolate Ingredients:
Microwave the honey for about a minute or until it bubbles; add the margarine, egg vanilla extract, whole wheat flour, cocoa powder and Grape Nuts cereal; mix well.

For Gingerbread:
Microwave the honey for about a minute or until it bubbles; add the molasses, margarine, egg, ginger, cinnamon, cloves, and Grape-nuts cereal. Add the mix-ins as desired. Chill the two doughs for 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops and roll the logs in grapenuts. Bake at 350 degrees F. about 10 to 15 minutes or until done.

Serve in a NEW disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a NEW cat litter scoop. For the final touch, melt the chocolate and drizzle it over top and over the scoop.